The Mitsubishi LART

The authors have recently come into possession of Confidential Information stolen from a High-Tech Research Laboratory belonging to the much-feared Mitsubishi Electric Trans-National Corporation.

The authors present this Confidential Information to the public at great personal and financial risk to themselves. The world needs to know.

The single screen shot taken from a compromised laptop during an internal meeting clearly indicates that the laboratory is working on a fiendish reinterpretation of the classic LART . It is not known if this project was undertaken on speculation, or of it is directly sponsored from the BOFH Division .

Changes for the Better! Ha! The implications are chilling for Lusers everywhere.